Once there was a little fox that smelled of Lavender soap…
That got lost on the the wrongside of the living room forrest, and was killed by a tribe of beanie baby men with their pin arrows…
They cut him up with their homemade exacto knives…
dressed him in a white craft paint sauce and hot glue dressing…
they placed him in tin foil and boiled him for the entire duration of toy story 3…
when the fox had cooled off, they took out the pins…
They cut him in half…
and stuck what remained of his head through with a pin into what remained of his body…
finally finished, they gave him as sacrifice to their living room fox godess…
who stuck it in the freezer for a bubble bath later…
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